The Horror Has Begun Anew

I didn't finish the entry on Washington? Oh, what a shame. To quickly sum up, we looked at a purdy mountain an' then waint home.

I'm a Junior! Check me out! Isn't this great? Oh god, what have I gotten myself into!
I guess I've gotten myself into doing my entire summer essay a week into school, that's what I've gotten myself into. So really that's my bad, and I can't place blame elsewhere.

But if I ignore the Everest-high pile of pure workload looming ahead, this year looks like it might be fun. At least my English teacher enjoys Dinosaur Comics and has a poster signed by Jon Stewart, even if she'll make us write an essay each week.
At least my Biology teacher gives us snacks every other Friday, even if she attacks us with an endless torrent of puns.
At least my Latin teacher actually knows how to speak and teach Latin, even if... he's teaching us Latin, which isn't that thrilling a subject.
And at least my History teacher... well, there's nothing really redeeming about him, but he has an alarming tendency to shout/rant loudly about CONCRETE!!! and its importance in mankind's history. I don't really understand that, but at least it livens up the dry stuff he has to teach us.

So when I think too hard about it, this year is actually going to be wonderful. Now I have to go because my brain is melting out of my ears.

Update: Aaaand the winner for the Stupidest Essay Title Award goes tooo...

Electoral Not Perfectoral; Still, Acknowledge the College

Hooray for nonsensical Seussical writing. I should have used "pectoral," since that's an actual freaking word, but I couldn't think of what that had to do with politics, unless you consider Schwarzenneger, but he's not a presidential candidate, or I seriously hope not, anyway.